ʷᵘ whooPs fUCK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
⊂ヽ
　 ＼＼ my egg
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼fell out
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽつ
　　/　/ :sweat_drops:
　 /　/| :egg:
　(　(ヽ.
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
(／
ᵘʷᵘ :sweat_drops: fUCK ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ :egg: ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ :sweat_drops:ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ :egg: ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ :egg: sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ :sweat_drops: ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ

:egg:
ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a CUM EGG alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is cumeggs everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling cumeggs. The amount of eggs and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cummie eggie must have been produced by a fucking blue whale.

Oh God I can smell it.
sniffffffFfffFfff

The fluid mixture has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cummie eggy mess. I cannot see. It’s all yellow white . Everything. White. Yellow. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don’t know. I’m

gargling noises
drowning-
slip
in-
more thick eggy gargling
-cumegg!
dial tone

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place :egg:
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my eggs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
Whoops
uwu uwu uwu

i
uwu busted uwu

|\ / \ / \ / | ,
; / my ‘; , _’,
\ / cum
‘. .’ /.
~ ~ , /\
Egg ” . “
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry ᵘʷᵘ oh fuck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ :sweat_drops: ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ FUCK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
∧∧
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)っ Whoops
(っ /
Lﾉ┘ my egg

　 ∧∧
⊂ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my egg
　ヽ ⊂二/
　(⌒) / :sweat_drops::egg:

／　　　　　　　 ＼　fell
|　　●　　　　● | whoops
＼　　 ＿＿ ／ out

ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my UWUs all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry:sweat_drops: