So the other day i was watching pewdiepie when i decided to masturbate. So i brought up a huge can of lube. As usual i stuck my dick in the bottle of liquid lube. I then decided: Fuck it. And then i decided to shove the top inside my ass. I jiggled a bit and i determined it was stuck. Then, i thought: “Fuck it, i might as well pour it in my ass.”  So i went on up and did a handstand. All the lube came pouring down in my stomach. You ever seen that good furry hentai where their stomachs bulge? My stomach looked like that. I was shitting for the next few hours, however it really was the best nut i have ever had. Also i was binge watching pewdiepie the entire time. Good times.