Funny 2012 story for ya… way back before I got with the wifey my buddy was nuts about the apocalypse and thought the world was gonna end in 2012. This was hilarious and I constantly sent him news articles and conspiracy theories and he walked around every day thinking that this was the last year of his life. Well new year was around the corner and I knew the biggest laughs were yet to come. So we were at the club and I was getting pretty TWISTED and macking on hunnies left and right. Noticed my bud all depressed in the corner so I convinced one of the girls to play a little prank (in exchange for some brocaine). She went up to him and said they should make love because the world is about to end. He fell for it. I told her to sneak out of bed in the morning and leave her clothes arranged like she just vanished out of em. Woke up at 11PM and checked my voicemail. Jackpot, it was my buddy sounding like he was having a mental breakdown freaking out and thinking he’s the last person left on Earth LOL. Anyway he had to go on meds and got over it when it was obvious nothing was gonna happen. But the kicker is… wait for it… the chick I hooked him up with gave him genital herpes… LOL. This dude took a bullet for me, but hey – what are friends for? 😎🆒