Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cum-ee!
A cum is as cummy
As cummy can be

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-oo!
Good cock will rub off when
I shakes ‘ands with you
Or blow me some cum
And that’s lucky too

Now as the ladder of cum
‘As been strung
You may think a cums
On the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
In the asses and cum
In this ‘ole wide cock
There’s no ‘appier cum

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-ee!
A cum is as cumy
As cumyy can be

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-oo!
Good cock will rub off when
I shakes ‘ands with you

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-ee!
A cum is as cumy
As cumy can be

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-oo!
Good cok will rub off when
I shakes ‘ands with you

I choose me cum with pride
Yes, I do
A cock for the shaft
And some cum for the dudes

Up where the cock is
All billered and curled
‘Tween pavement and stars
Is the cum piss world

When the’s ‘ardly no cum
Nor ‘ardly no piss
There’s things ‘alf in shadow
And ‘alf way in cum
On the cum tops of London
Fuck, what a sight!

Though I’m covered with cum
From me ‘ead to me toes
A cock knows ‘e’s welcome
Wherever ‘e goes

Cum cuminey
Cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-ee!
When you’re with a cummer
You’re in glad company

No where is there
A more ‘appier crew

Than them wot sings
“Cum cum cumr-ee
Cum cumr-oo!”
On the cum cuminey
Cum cum cumr-ee
Cum cumr-oo!