You think that little puny weapon of yours can beat my modified japanese 46 cm type 94 cannons equipped with a barrel extender which makes it 62 km long enough to wipe off you and your stupid little puny weapon’s presence from my view, not only that my cannons can shoot guided 4368 mm (172 inches) shells that can fragmentate into erosion missiles and torpedoes that erodes anything in a radius of 10 km, making anything caught in my shells to be wiped off from any position i want, while also having the cannon suppressed with 10 1km long baguette silencers and to top stealth on the highest it is attached with an extra flash hider and muzzle brake so i wont have to be annoyed from the recoil of my powerful cannon which would wipe your presence off and a baguette shaped flash hider that would hide the flash of my shots that would look like a nuclear explosion that would’ve been expose my cannon’s position. While having recoil being taken care of, i wouldnt have to worry of making the slighest error in my accuracy of my cannons, and incase of any radar jammers, ive equipped my cannon with 3 nasa spy satellites radar and over 100 dyson sphere swarm modules on every stars in the galaxy including the sun, making my cannon having unlimited energy and ready to shoot. To top that off, my cannon has been equipped with french baguette sponsored AMX 13 90 autoloaders, therefore it will autoload 20 of my 172 inches shells with the speed of sound, making my cannon can shoot anytime and always ready, while also not worrying about power since it has been powered with 100 dyson sphere swarm modules on every stars including the sun. Not only it shoots 172 inches of shells, it also shoots thanatonium powered missiles and torpedo clusters, eroding your cannon and yourself into oblivion and leaving no dust of your puny little weapon and yourself, and to increase the amount of imminent death in my cannon, it has been installed with 3 super graviton wave motion beam, breaking

any shields known to man and the galaxy itself leaving all your protection useless against me and also 1000 asus branded smartphones which easily overheats and turns itself into an ironing pan that will cook the entirety of your weapon and existence to a burnt charcoal raw soggy baguette, while also having been armed with 5 kg of pepper spray and 12 kg of salt sprinkled in a radius of 2 km rendering everyone in a radius of 2 km to be supressed with 5 kg of pepper spray and blindness from 12 kg of salt being sprinkled. To take care of ants and bugs, i have it combined with 15 of hakurei shrine maiden yin yang orb and also 10 touhou based bombs, that upon used, it will nullifies all attacks coming from anyone and any animals or mammals in the animal kingdom while also nullifies the existence of any living things and terrestrial things including anything terrestrial in a radius of 1 km, rendering close quarter combats useless and wont work against me and my overly powered cannon that can get you anywhere and anytime, and i have also coated it with 15 kg anti mosquitoes lotion therefore all your mosquitoes biological attack wont work against my cannon and myself. While being very heavy, it has been equipped with 10 of marisa’s floating magic broom stick and yukari’s giant gap teleportation, allowing my cannon to dodge every attacks and move anywhere at anytime. To fasten the teleportation, i’ve attached it with 5000 mangekyou sharingans, which are able to do kamui, teleportation to another alternate dimension, and while having 5000 of them being as one, my cannon would be able to teleport to it’s alternate dimension anytime i want. While having the ability to gap teleport, i also have the ability to gap teleport your attack, rendering them useless again, and return them to sender which is yourself so that makes me having the ultra omega reverse no u card and a magic mirror to reverse your reverse card and anti no u. To make it more accurate on hitting my target,

i have equipped my cannon with spell cards and the mega hakkero crafted from combining 10 mini hakkeros, therefore anyone cant run from my attack. To make my cannon more powerful and horrifying, ive called my escorts of JSDF’s STB-1 and STA-1, armed with wave motion compulsion armor and fog of fleet laser cannons, shooting out swift, quick and stable stream of plasma laser on its 255m long barrel, not missing a single target, even a small target, it will shoot it’s 5.56mm erosion laser turret with the speed of light rate of fire, making holes into everything it sees and shoots. Lastly my cannon is armed with PentaCore G-II wave motion armor compulsory absorption shield, rendering all of your attacks useless and useful against my cannon, while also protecting myself from gay attacks, it is also armed with kanako and hetero shields which cannot be broken since it is protected by omnipotent gru holding the chaos shards and bedrock captain america shield, his diamond tipped nose nullifies all your attacks, gay attacks, and spell cards, rendering all of them useless to use against me. on the other hand, ive been speaking to my higher ups to install prince of wales’ modified 6km long quad barrelled cannons that uses the power from the dyson spheres to shoot non-avoidable accurate lasers that can get anyone up to 4983km long, making escaping a fight against me useless and accepting the fact that you have received imminent and swift quick death upon witnessing me. and to top everything off, my cannon is equipped with 5 admirality codes, violently increasing the accuracy of my cannon, making it unavoidable and increases the amount of the intensity of my 172 inches shells and therefore you cant run even the slighest bit I lose target, you wont have any split seconds to run and have my shells hit you and your stupid little weapon of yours that you call powerful than my cannon. For my last attack, ive prepared a super mega tier mahou Fallen Down that would call upon a giant

corrosion and erosion laser that would banish you until you hit the core of your own planet itself, bringing you and your puny weapon to the depths of hell in your planet. You’re fucking dead kiddo. As we speak, I’ve been thinking that you might be sabotaging my cannon, well good luck. I have rigged my cannon to explode anything it touches, making anyone it touches a bomb that blows themselves up. But now, how does it move you ask? Well, while you were asking, I’ve also been commanding my engineers to install 102 Type S Graviton Engines, that could go up to a whopping 90 knots. But now, can it go on water you ask? Yes. Graviton engines would make anything amphibious, using them to my advantage, I could submerge my entire cannon and get you from underwater while still going up to a whopping 40 knots which is 74 kilometres per hour, creating any escapes from both submerged and surfaced escapes useless and futile. Last but not least, to increase my weapon’s overall stats, I have installed it with a QuadCore G-IV mental model, which has the armaments of 4 double barrelled photon cannons, able to penetrate anything and 10 mirror-ring systems, absorbing any conventional attacks that are headed right to my cannon. Not only that, the mental model is also the leader of Scarlet Fleet, which is comprised of 10 Nagara-class cruisers, 2 Iowa class battleships, 3 Lexington class aircraft carriers and 5 I-401 class submarines, all armed with photon cannons armaments and also corrosion and erosion torpedo and missiles, that can split into 10 different smaller parts of missiles, counting a total of 510 ordnances can be launched at your army if you even have. My fleet’s Lexington class aircraft carriers will launch F/A 18 Super Hornets that are armed with gatling unstable heavy plasma, pulverizing your shields into oblivion until it is no more and vulnerable to my cannon and my fleet’s and army attacks.