Nsfw, i got fired and am now unemployed due to viewing this at work. My manager was like nope and noped me out the front door of the company. My landlord discovered im no longer employed and evicted me immediately. I’m not living on the streets begging people for change in order to get meals to survive. also, I jizzed my pants when seeing does asses wet and am not in soiled clothes. I need new clothes to get a new job, but don’t have any money. I’m now begging for clothes atm hoping somehow can hook me up. People keep looking at me like I’m Satan and won’t donate. One guy did donate but he gave me a pickle. I ate half the pickle and now feel funny. Turns out the pickle had illegal drugs in it. Cops came to kick me off the street for begging and found the pickle in my pocket. They determined it did have drugs embedded in it and I am now in jail. Turns out my bail is $100,000 but I don’t have any money. So now I’m begging fellow people held on bail hoping they have $100,000 to lend me. I’m not too optimistic, but I’m gonna keep begging. One dude told me if I’d give him a happy ending, he’d loan me the bucks, but I told him to show me first and then he pulled out his junk. That’s not what I meant by show me. I was hoping to see the cold hard cash. Not his cold hard cock. Anyway, thanks reddit. I’ll keep y’all posted