You wouldn’t even have video games if it weren’t for us Chads. You’re welcome. People overall are competitive and hardcore by nature. Olympics much?

Sick of us blaming our problems on you? What? Sure kid, it’s definitely the gamers fault children blew themselves up at me.

It shows, that intense life of staring at a screen and reassuring mommy butt rubs has blinded you from the reality of the outside world.

How many gamers lose limbs throwing controllers? Sounds more like impulsive children.

Way more of you than us? We have real weapons, pick you off before you hit that 500m mark we’ve already sighted in for. You couldn’t throw a controller 50 feet. Shit, the Air Force took you out while mom was refiling your code red.

Thanks for calling us “Bosses” though. That’s the only truth in your whole meltdown😎