Here’s your bill, sir.
Item: Not Saying That
Subtotal: $0.00
Tax: $0.00 (0%)
Total: $0.00
Oh, I’m sorry. I seem to have given you the wrong bill. Here’s your actual bill.
Item: Saying whatever the fuck you just said
Subtotal: Everyone’s day
Tax: Everyone’s mood (100% of it, dick sniffer)
Total: Net decline in overall human positivity that came from your waste of human resources to say whatever garbage you left on this post
Sign your name here:
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