Here’s your bill, sir.

Item: Not Saying That

Subtotal: $0.00

Tax: $0.00 (0%)

Total: $0.00


Oh, I’m sorry. I seem to have given you the wrong bill. Here’s your actual bill.

Item: Saying whatever the fuck you just said

Subtotal: Everyone’s day

Tax: Everyone’s mood (100% of it, dick sniffer)

Total: Net decline in overall human positivity that came from your waste of human resources to say whatever garbage you left on this post

Sign your name here:

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