Ahh, Perry the Platypus it appears you have been trapped once again. Now I know your wondering what I have planned for today, well you see Perry the Platypus back in Gimmelshtump during one of many nights me and my neighbor Kenny were protecting our family gardens. Everything was going fine until suddenly a black figure came up through the ground and took Kenny away! And I could only watch in horror as my neighbor was abducted, I never saw him again.

I spent years researching that thing that I saw, trying to figure out where it could have gone and where it could have possibly took Kenny so that I could rescue him. But I could barley find any information about it, I had almost given up hope until I finally stumbled soon a very old book. In this book someone had documented the belittle information they had on this mysterious figure and they found out that it was attracted to the sounds of true agony.

This is where you come in Perry the Platypus, I shall cause you true, painful agony and atttact that thing here to my lab, and I will finally be able to rescue Kenny. Behold! The Femur Breaker-Inator! Breaking a femur is the most painful thing any living creature can experience. This machine will crush your femur and cause you to scream out in total anguish. I’m sorry Perry the Platypus but it must be done.