9 conversational tricks to make people think you are a medieval knight
Instead of saying this —–> say this cool thing
Ok ————————————> God wills it.
Yes ————————————> Aye.
No ————————————> nev’r upon my own life!
I don’t think so ——————> I bethink not!
That’s a good idea ————-> You ale-soused apple John! But that is a shrewd and valorous idea!
I feel sick ————————–> By my tronth! The plauge is upon me!
This job is killing me ———-> Though I suffer the labor of a thousand men, I’ll offer it up!
Is that a threat? —————–> Churle! Thy words amount to little more than the idle utterance of a mandrake mymmergin!
I am better than you ———-> I am no hedge-born knave, this true!