9 conversational tricks to make people think you are a medieval knight

Instead of saying this —–> say this cool thing

Ok ————————————> God wills it.

Yes ————————————> Aye.

No ————————————> nev’r upon my own life!

I don’t think so ——————> I bethink not!

That’s a good idea ————-> You ale-soused apple John! But that is a shrewd and valorous idea!

I feel sick ————————–> By my tronth! The plauge is upon me!

This job is killing me ———-> Though I suffer the labor of a thousand men, I’ll offer it up!

Is that a threat? —————–> Churle! Thy words amount to little more than the idle utterance of a mandrake mymmergin!

I am better than you ———-> I am no hedge-born knave, this true!