Theres this friend who I know from work. Pretty nice guy overall. We were talking about something random when somehow the topic of public restrooms came along. I told him I really liked the bathrooms at SunTrust Park. He responded by saying the bathrooms at Progressive Field are better. He proclaimed that the Progressive Field bathrooms are better because they’re cleaner whereas I rebutted by saying the Suntrust Park bathrooms are better because the sinks at Suntrust Park have better water pressure than the ones at Progressive Field. We went on for hours in a heated debate which involved him coming to tears at one point and I had a moment where I threw a chair across the room. Then I said to him “You know, I wouldn’t even place the Progressive Field bathrooms as Top 5 in the leauge”. After that, he completely snapped. He started choking me and punched me causing me to fall to the ground. Then he started stomping on me repeatedly until he got tired. After a few minutes I got up feeling dizzy and he told me that we should just agree to disagree. I agreed and we haven’t mentioned our debate since.