Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels
fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers
through their nose

Everybody knows
some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats
with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot
tonight

And now when Santa

sees his tray
There’ll be some
homemade chipmunk jerky
for his sleigh
And every hungry child
is gonna spy


And so I’m brushing on

some honey glaze
To keep them crisp
and juicy too

Lets hope they get served

many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks
..good food

Oh, Nat! Mr. Cole?

Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?

Would you mind handing
me the barbeque sauce?
I am starved!

Oh, no problem Dave.

Hey listen, ..you best be havin’
two of those drumsticks
Because they’re oh-so tiny
and there ain’t much meat upon ’em

Put a sock in it, Melvin!

You know, for years people said you
overrated hamsters were my meal ticket.
Now I guess you could just say
you’re my meal!

That’s a good one, Dave!
I always knew you was the
funny one in the group!

Damn straight!


And so I’m offering
some recipes
From chipmunk pie
to chipmunk stew

I’m not really sad

that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks
..screw you

Did you hear that Melvin?
Melvin?
..Mellllviiiiin!

Why, I’m sorry Dave
Did you want Melvin?
There’s plenty of Thagadore left though