[e]{x}[g1rl] applications!

• Female (Biologically)(Trans biological women accepted)

• Doesn’t use too much makeup (Unless if [e]{x}[g1rl]

• Good smile

• At least a 6/10 face (Decent bone structure)

• MUST be going into the 11th grade. (No toddlers)

• Preferably small feet

• MUST laugh at ALL of my jokes (Important for my self esteem)

• Loyal

• Short (5’8 AND UNDER, NOT UNDER 5 FEET THO)

• Must be a sub

• Intelligent (If you don’t know the solution to (Feynman’s Grand Unified Theory of Everything), unfortunately, you’re not worthy) NOTE: MUST have a degree in Quantum Physics, and be able to explain the existence of Spacetime in a 30,000 word explanatory essay.

• Somewhat rich (Unless you can make up for it in the bed)

• MUST be black, Hispanic, Asian (SOMETIMES WHITE, depends on what you have)

• 6.5/10 Head game or better

• Must be into bxnd{a}dge

• Must listen to EVERYTHING I say. (IMPORTANT!!)

• Thin waist (NO EXCEPTIONS!!!)