I’ve always been thinking, what if I put My Smegma on a pizza? I bet it would be sour like a pickle. With the dry flakes of jizz stuck under the uncurcumsized foreskin that I never bother to clean up. Then there’s the soft Smegma that is still squishy and still has that wonderful shrek smell and it gets stuck on your tip and it’s covered in the fabric of underwear. Just thinking of it makes me want to go to my nearest Pieology and putting it on a cheese pizza, (like the one Kevin from Home Alone got) and dumping all of my collected Smegma (Dry and Slightly Wet) onto the pizza as the smell erupts into the restaurant.