What you have to understand is that I do not have the stupid like you do. I may have a few thousand mental illnesses, but stupidity is not one of them. You fail to see that you, yourself have the stupid, and the fact that you don’t realize it just makes you a menace to society. I should report you for your stupidity, but my mom said I have to accept people for who they are.

So listen, for your own safety and those around you, seek help for your stupid. There’s a hotline at 1-800-GET-SMRT. They will give you the help you really need to get rid of your stupid. Thank you for your time. I’m gonna go play Halo with my little brother now.