Life is exactly like a video game. I got the cheat codes. my cheat code is confidence and I put it in everyday. It’s not uhhh… you know triangle circle left right left right up down. It’s take a shower comb your hair get dressed look yourself in the mirror and say: “I’m the number one fucker.” I am a new being made of digital flesh. I have merged with the cyber. I could take my arm and I can put it out incredibly fast and if your face happens to be in that space that my arm is traveling to incredibly fast whoops oh well looks like you got punched sorry. You’re gonna have to go to the back of the line now because lunchtime is over little baby. “Keep your father close but keep your enemies closer” -GodFellas pt. 2 In my religion, God is a computer. And his only son is Master Chief. “For those who want respect they must give respect” -Nicolas Cage gone in 60 seconds, 2000 We live in age of computer. I know that if me and Leonardo DiCaprio were ever to meet we will become friends. The food I eat, it’s digital and you wouldn’t even be able to see it. I wish I could explain it to you but it would be like explaining mathematics to a turkey. I’ve completed so many accomplishment I can’t even list them all: graduated high school. finished all the side missions and grand theft auto san andreas. and I have conducted sex. I’m a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist -Avengers Tony Stark 2012 if you don’t pull up your pants in the morning you might as well just take your fucking head and put underneath the car and let it right drive over it ’cause you’re pathetic. you either live long enough to be the hero or you died trying to be the villain. -Dark Knight 2008