“Loyal customer, you have ordered two grilled ground beef patties with cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickles with condiments and a grape carbonated drink. For your transaction, you must give me $6.53 in American currency. After which, I will humbly give you $3.47 in change in American currency.”


“I regret to inform you fellow employee, that I must remind you to please apply force to the visual representation of edible goods via the appendage on your hand known as your finger.”


“That will not be necessary, my good friend Skeet. For I have memorised the total price of each edible good and the tax and change within the confines of my brain.”

 “To whom does it concern, man that is capable of sorcery, additionally, I did not recall you hearing utter the phrase ‘As you leave with your edible goods, I, on the behalf of the restaurant chain McSpankies, give you my gratitude’.”


“I regret to inform you that the uttered phrase is certainly weathered in its meaning, therefore I would like to ask for your opinion on this new phrase I have deviated. ‘We will not make it possible for our edible good to refuse you satisfaction, instead why not digest substances such as polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides that are commonly found in fast food such as ours.”


\*Ominous ambiance\*


“A visual representation of currency, a visual representation of currency, exclamation of accomplishment, I have successfully pinpointed a visual representation of currency. And so to you valued customer, as you leave with your edible goods, I, on behalf of the restaurant chain known as McSpankies, give you my gratitude.”


“Faithful employee, it appears you have neglected to clear a location on the floor.”


“My mistake my good friend Skeet, but I assure you it is nothing to be concerned about. I think that you’ll find that it is identifiable as a simple 1:1 atom ratio of the elements sodium and chlorine.”


“No, my good employee you are mistaken, it commonly known as sodium chloride.”


“That was from my previous statement, a 1:1 ratio of sodium and chlorine atoms.”


“I’m sorry fellow employee, I must regret to inform you that this is the common household item sodium chloride, known as table salt.”


“That was my previous statement.”


\*Ominous ambiance\*