GoT is all about Bran and the pedophile Night King coming to rape him. He says “almost” a man because his anal virginity is still intact.

* The Night King is a pedophile. That’s why he’s after Bran. And he’s desperate now because Bran isn’t getting any younger.

• Also what do you think he did to little Ned umber. He “stabbed” him with his ice “spear”. The message is clear, “no children are safe” (from the NK)

• Also why the NK has a hard-on for the “children” of the forest his long time enemy. They look like kids. But they’re not really, which is why he’s after and prefers Bran.

• The children also created the Night King by plunging a “dagger” into his heart. Reiterating the cyclical nature of pedophilia, victims often become perpetrators themselves.

• The NK is also a necromancer so he raises the dead, or “bones”, or figuratively his “boner” for Bran. He also likes to throw is “spear” around and “penetrate” his enemies. His powers subtly reflect the sexual nature of his purpose.

• The prophecy about the “long night” is a metaphor for the night of rape Bran would receive if the NK won the war/capture him.

• The NK’s enemy is Azor Ahai or “Lightbringer”, i.e. a way to stop pedophilia is to expose it or “bring to light” the crimes. Jon Snow (light bringer) is literally tasked with providing proof of the NK (read pedophilia) in order to unite the 7 kingdoms.

• Bran being crippled is to further reinforce themes of vulnerability and need for protection, he is a metaphor for all children who face the risk of pedophilic abuse.

• Bran is a Stark, their words are “Winter is Coming” is a less ambiguous metaphor when you think about in context of the story – The NK coming to rape Bran.

• The fact that it is the Stark house words, suggest that in the past Starks we’re also subject to horrific pedophilic abuse. Pedophilia is pervasive and often covered up in society; thus the words serve to remind Starks to stay vigilant… against pedos.

• Bran the Builder, the Stark who built the wall, was also abused by pedophiles, that’s where our Bran gets his name. Building a wall to keep out the night walkers is analogous to how rape victims often cope, by building mental “walls” to block off traumatic memories.

• Bran while dreaming as the 3-Eyed Raven has a nightmare about being “touched” by the Night King. After which the NK goes after him. I don’t think it gets any more clear than that.

TLDR: The NK is a pedo and wants to put his ice boner in Bran before he gets too old. GRRM is a troll.