Sweet jesus, state lines people. STATE!!! LINES!!!

Did you ever consider the fact that this boy not only drove 17 entire MILES (do you realize how long it would take to walk that far?? That’s right, PROBABLY AT LEAST SEVERAL HOURS) but he crossed STATE LINES??? This is an absolutely unprecedented occurrence, which to my knowledge has never happened before. For someone to so brazenly violate the SANCTITY of a small highway sign reading “Welcome to Wisconsin” simply INFURIATES me. I heard he didn’t even give both states’ governors the requisite 6-8 week notice of this movement!!

Not only that, but seeing as much of his family and friends live there and he works there, who knows how many times he’s crossed state lines before being caught doing it?? THE ABSOLUTE NERVE!!! Imagine the utter CHAOS of a world where Americans could just travel willy-nilly between states!! That’s right, it would be the END OF ORDER AS WE KNOW IT!

Ugh, state lines… it sickens me to even THINK about crossing them…