Me (86M) and my friend (23M) were browsing rule 34 on his computer, when I told him to search for Astolfo porn. As soon as he hit his Enter key, we both started cumming uncontrollably. I told him to go back to the previous page, but it was already too late. The cum had started filling the room.

My friend couldn’t resist looking for more. I left out of fear that I would end up trapped in the cum room, and when I came back hours later, my friend was still looking at Astolfo porn, with the cum up to his neck. I screamed at him to stop, but he didn’t care. He kept browsing for longer and longer, until he was buried from head to toe in semen.

After his dead body was chiseled out of the dried jizz, I attended his funeral. Then, standing over his grave, I did the one thing that he would’ve wanted me to do. I opened up his casket and put in an Astolfo body pillow I had bought. Now Astolfo can be with him forever.