aita for taking a shit in public? my wife, 25 F and i, 36 M have been together for a few years now. one day we get into a fight with her ending up saying “you have 0 balls.” usually i wouldnt take insults like that but this was my last straw. we were walking around a large park when i felt the urge to have to take the biggest shit ever. i remembered what my wife said earlier and decided todays the day i was going to prove her wrong. i pulled down my pants and took the longest, most rock hard shit ever while everyone was staring. i pulled my pants back up as my wife stood their embarrassed and rushed me out of the park. when we got home she yelled at me telling me how humiliating it was for her husband to act like a baby and that i shouldnt be so petty. aita?