Another story on here just made this memory climb out of the deepest part of my brain. Yall this one is so embarrassing, so my throwaway is necessary. When I was like 14 I would wonk my willy in the bathroom and one day I was sitting on the toilet seat and finished on the ground. My dumbass forgot to clean it up and my mom went into the bathroom after me. She slipped on my mess and broke her ankle. Me and my dad run into the bathroom because she’s screaming in pain and we see her sitting on the floor holding her foot and my babybatter is literally between her bare toes. At first my mom thought it was shampoo until my dad started busting out laughing. My mom wasn’t amused and told me how nasty I was for not cleaning up. I want to crawl into a ball and die every single time this incident gets brought up. Also my dad called my mom chunky toes for years after this.

TL;DR I didn’t clean up my mess after jerking off and my mom slipped in my cum and broke her ankle and earned the nickname chunky toes.