When I tell someone I don’t believe in a deific or anthropomorphic God they assure me “oh he’s real, honey. You just need to open your eyes to his work.” I tell them something about God based on the bible (I never got to learn much else thank goodness) like this and they’ll scoff, make a hand gesture qnd say some idiocy like “oh honey! God works in mysterious ways- he did that for a reason.”

I can’t refrain from answers like “well Epstein did what he did for a reason and was pretty mysterious- praise Jeff Epstein!”

I don’t bother religious folks but when they get whacked out I like to spice up their beliefs.