I LOVE MORB!!!

God I morbing love MORB!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth’s MORB!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don’t dream of devouring that sweet sweet jared leto nectar, I want to be one with MORB!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much MORB!!! that my body oozes MORB!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet’s atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, morb-orbs destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I Morb? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the Morb itself ceases to exist.