I am originally from Antarctica, but the organization I work for has its HQ in New York. We mainly specialize in Penguin Poetry. It was very difficult to keep the penguins alive in the hustle and bustle of Financial District. We tried moving our HQ to Central Park, but penguins couldn’t bear the heat. Finally, we moved here. Now, I am happy, Penguins are happy and so are their fans. People here are very alert so they make great neighbors. This place is definitely the Antarctica of the arctic…