My wife is taking some new medication to get her hormones in order, which then has made her very hormonal at the moment and closer to tears. A few days ago she dropped the last leftover lasagna on the floor. She ran to our bedroom crying. After I cleaned it up I went to her and comforted her.

She was almost good and started to smile, when I could feel I needed to fart. I thought it probably wasn’t a bad one, so I let it go. Oh boy was I wrong. My wife almost vomited from the smell and ran out of the bedroom. She didn’t want to talk to me for an hour. When she finally talked to me again, she INSISTED that I not fart again for the rest of the day, if I wanted to sleep next to her.

She still talks about my absolutely disgusting fart, and believe me.. it was horrible.

TL;DR: My wife cried because she dropped lasagna on the floor, me trying to console her almost made her vomit because of my fart.