“I jerked off to you!”

Jonathan was on the verge of a panic attack. He had masturbated to many women on reddit, some of them of questionable age. He always made sure to inform said women that he had just spilled cum over them, followed by a “m’lady” or even a dick pic if the mood was right. He was very cautious over his sexuality, making sure that the men in the gay porn videos he jerked off to wore socks. But this time was different. At first glance, it seemed like just another oblivious woman on Reddit. “Can’t let that go to waste”, he thinked to himself before pulling out his 2 inch cock. After the deed was done, he proceeded with the protocol and informed the girl that:

1. Jonathan had just masturbated to her
2. That she was very beautiful and that he would not deny some tittie pics if the opportunity presented itself

“Thanks, but I’m a dude”

What? No, Jonathan must have heard wrong.

“Are you trans?”

Yes, that must be the logical explanation. There was no wa-

“No, I just have long hair”

In that moment, Jonathan felt something click inside him. No, it couldn’t be. HE JERKED OFF TO A MALE? WITH ALLEGEDLY NO SOCKS ON? He proceeded to bash that man for his being insolent enough to have long hair, and blocked him. Jonathan was shocked, so he decided to calm down by pulling out his favorite femboy hentai (with socks).