Hey Redditors. From askreddit redditors. What is your BEST Accidental C*M Stories REAL. Accident cum yeah

So this one time I was with my sister and we were fighting, I yelled at her and then she kicked me HARD on the nuts and then it happened. A̮̺͈͙ͬ̿̂c̫̲͓͖͉̙̔͌͛̎ͪ́c̜̤̯̹̋̃̌̏͒̈́ͣȋ̬̝̂͑̓͌d̴̅̈́ͨͮ͐̌ͣè͈̟̩̗͉̅ͯ̎̋̀͜ͅn̳̝͔̤͗ͪ͊̿ͣ̀t͍̿̾̊͊̀͟a̷̺͙͖ͭ͌̃̂̄̂l̬̰̬͕̫ͭͣ̄ͅ ͉ͪ̄ͬ̏̅c̹ͬͤ͟ú̝m͈͓̫̻̌ ah yea bby thats my A̮̺͈͙ͬ̿̂c̫̲͓͖͉̙̔͌͛̎ͪ́c̜̤̯̹̋̃̌̏͒̈́ͣȋ̬̝̂͑̓͌d̴̅̈́ͨͮ͐̌ͣè͈̟̩̗͉̅ͯ̎̋̀͜ͅn̳̝͔̤͗ͪ͊̿ͣ̀t͍̿̾̊͊̀͟a̷̺͙͖ͭ͌̃̂̄̂l̬̰̬͕̫ͭͣ̄ͅ ͉ͪ̄ͬ̏̅c̹ͬͤ͟ú̝m͈͓̫̻̌ ̺̪̳̠͕̓͢s̘̲̪̣̥̮̙ẗ̥̹̙̣̼̳́̈́ͅo̰̞̞̲̞̓̄̂ͬͬ͒̅r̆̂y