If I stay at home and talk to my big fat fucking idiot friend on Skype i can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favorite niche social retard /tg/ hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgini for liking. Thus i would prefer to do this in almost all circumstances, over goin to a party, except for on thing that my bug fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VGAINA


I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimse they have girls attached to them so I ahve to woo the girl. To woo the girl i need to listen to her fucking blab about shit that is way less interesting tham n y big fat friend talks aboutI. I need to listen to your stupid fucking garbage that sucks you don’t even fucking know anything about anything you’re awufl, you are an awful plastic disposable shitty person, but tyou have a vagina, and i REALLY want a vagina on my face. Constantly. It never stops.



So when I foind out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go fuck off. I dont’ want to be your friend, beacuse you do not know aanything about Boba Fett and you ar3e incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force.


TLDR: YOU ARE FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WEREN’T CURRENTLY FUCKING YOU, HE WOULDNT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS IETHER






^from ^4chan