Forget about the money bruh… you got the opportunity of a lifetime.

This is what I would do. Buckle up lads, cuz this is gonna be a long story.

First, I will greet her. I will brew her a cup of tea and brew myself a cup of coffee (for extra virility). Then, I will gently kiss her on her cheek and neck. Afterwards, I will dress up, take a shower, brush my teeth, and take her on a dinner date to the most expensive restaurant in my city. After I make her feel like a queen, I will bring her back to my apartment.

Then, I will call the lawyer I have on retainer and draft a sexual consent document and make her sign it. After she signs it, I will gently take her to the bedroom and lock the door so that my landlord can’t enter.

I will remove her dress. Then, I will take out my penis, throbbing and erect, and rub the pre-cum all over her sublime body. Since I am a master of the orgasm, I will have intercourse with her several times, all ending with an ejaculation in the vagina. Due to the magnificent mental control I have after being a virgin for 35 years, after every orgasm, I release enough semen to impregnate an entire city. Since her pussy is so tight, it can only contain a small amount of it, so I make sure to collect the overflow. I do this 23 times over the course of the night. Exhausted, she gives me a final kiss and sleeps.

However, my duty has just begun. I collect the several gallons of semen I had prodigiously created over the course of the night and store them in the freezer. I talk to my best friend, who is a registered marraige officiant, and fly him over with my private jet in preparation for tomorrows event.

In the morning, as soon as Belle wakes up, I have my friend come over to the bedside and preside over our wedding, even as the both of us are naked. After we are married, I send my friend away and have another sex session with her, which lasts for 6 hours. Then, I take her to the doctor for a pregnancy test and find out that she is pregnant.

Elated, I bring her home. I know that I should give her the best nutrition, so I take all the gallons of cum I produced and prepare fried omelettes flavored with dick cheese. This is her breakfast every day till she bears my son.

After my son is born, I take her out to dinner, buy her a new car, give her the keys and divorce papers, and say, ‘Begone Thot; all mine energies art to raise thine son’.

Our son’s name? Albert Einstein.