They tried circumcising me but my drapes only grew back stronger. Since then, have been getting circumcised regularly every 6 months. My hood is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I plan to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and earn millions. Bridges will be built out of beams of gobbler, and police will wear gooch vests. I will be living in my drapes house and bathe in my wealth.