-be me
-be mommy’s best baby boy
-tummy makes the rumblies
-lift my healthy 500-pound frame off of my rainbow dash body pillow
-waddle over to door
-let out an ear-piercing REEEEEEE
-hear mummy run to my door
-“What is it anon?”
-M’GOOD BOY DEMANDS TENDIES! NOW OFF TO THE KITCHEN BEFORE I POOPOO ON YOUR BED!
-mummy leaves to make m’good boy some tendies
-drag self back to body pillow
-resume humping pillow
-1 hour later.jpeg
-waddle over to door
-MUMMY WHERE ARE MY TENDIES
-bitch mommy dosn’t answer
-prepare for quest to find mummy
-grab cum-encrusted body pillow
-waddle over to mummy’s room
-mummy is making weird sounds again
-she’s probably eating the tendies herself
-fling open door
-THIEF MUMMY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES
-mommy is on bed wrestling with new daddy
-spit pacifier at him
-him and bitch mommy scream
-REEEE WHERE ARE MY TENDIES
-“GET OUT ANON THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU’VE DONE THIS”
-have idea
-if new daddy is gone mummy will have to make me tendies
-body pillow is hard as a rock from years of big boy white sauce
-hit new daddy with pillow
-new daddy falls asleep and hurty juice comes out of his head
-spit pacifier in new daddy’s mouth
-bitch mommy is crying
-GIVE YOUR BIG BOY TENDIES NOW
-ye-yes anon
-mummy takes me to wendy’s to get tendies
-bring rainbow dash body pillow
-body pillow now has hurty juice on it from hitting new daddy
-all the normies stare at me
-let out a REEEEEEE
-they all leave
-eat tendies with hunny mussy sauce
-today was a good day