-be me

-be mommy’s best baby boy

-tummy makes the rumblies

-lift my healthy 500-pound frame off of my rainbow dash body pillow

-waddle over to door

-let out an ear-piercing REEEEEEE

-hear mummy run to my door

-“What is it anon?”

-M’GOOD BOY DEMANDS TENDIES! NOW OFF TO THE KITCHEN BEFORE I POOPOO ON YOUR BED!

-mummy leaves to make m’good boy some tendies

-drag self back to body pillow

-resume humping pillow

-1 hour later.jpeg

-waddle over to door

-MUMMY WHERE ARE MY TENDIES

-bitch mommy dosn’t answer

-prepare for quest to find mummy

-grab cum-encrusted body pillow

-waddle over to mummy’s room

-mummy is making weird sounds again

-she’s probably eating the tendies herself

-fling open door

-THIEF MUMMY YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES

-mommy is on bed wrestling with new daddy

-spit pacifier at him

-him and bitch mommy scream

-REEEE WHERE ARE MY TENDIES

-“GET OUT ANON THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU’VE DONE THIS”

-have idea

-if new daddy is gone mummy will have to make me tendies

-body pillow is hard as a rock from years of big boy white sauce

-hit new daddy with pillow

-new daddy falls asleep and hurty juice comes out of his head

-spit pacifier in new daddy’s mouth

-bitch mommy is crying

-GIVE YOUR BIG BOY TENDIES NOW

-ye-yes anon

-mummy takes me to wendy’s to get tendies

-bring rainbow dash body pillow

-body pillow now has hurty juice on it from hitting new daddy

-all the normies stare at me

-let out a REEEEEEE

-they all leave

-eat tendies with hunny mussy sauce

-today was a good day