I was watching the Big Bang theory at 3:33 A.M. and then I noticed that Sheldon was crying ultrarealistic blood and ultramegarealistic wounds started to appear on his body He then jumped out of the TV and started dry humping me while screaming bazinga. I passed out and woke up 20 years later,my house was destroyed Sheldon had clogged my toilet and used his poop to write bazinga on the wall Moral of the story, never watch the Big Bang theory at 3:33 A.M.