So, uh, bit of a weird tip for any fans of Daisy’s ass out there: One of the newer wax sculptures at Madame Tussaud’s in London is Daisy. It’s right near the end of the tour, in the Star Wars section. The figure is wearing the Rey costume from The Force Awakens.

Anyways, for anyone not familIar with why Madame Tussaud’s is so famous, it’s because of both the history and the attention to detail each piece gets. They bring the person in who they’re making a sculpture of and use a variety of special tools to precisely measure their entire body from every possible angle, however minor, in order to accurately recreate them with wax later on. The better job they do, the better the resemblance. Some figures aren’t that great. Others are frighteningly realistic. Daisy’s falls in the latter category. The thing is, they don’t just measure a person’s face/head. They have to reproduce their entire body to scale, so everything is measured.

Now, it’s a poorly kept secret that Daisy has a plump butt for a petite girl. Similar to Emma Watson – a shorty with a butt that isn’t necessarily fat, but you’d certainly notice that it’s a bit bigger/thicker than would be normal for their size or frame. Big enough at least that you’d have to go out of your way to sculpt a bigger than “default” sized butt for the sculpture to be accurate. I don’t encourage vandalism, or doing anything to damage what is a seriously impressive work of art that took a lot of time and effort to make. I’m not encouraging anyone to do anything stupid. But what I am saying, is that if you happen to reach down and grab the ass of that wax figure, you are not just grabbing some generic mannequin ass. That is her ass. It’s more detailed than you think. And it’s pretty good.

I’m not saying. I’m just saying.