Oh my God colonel Sanders is so freaking hot. I would shove his big meaty chicken so far in my mouth that it’s like a vortex for dick. God, I wish anime colonel Sanders was real, his beefy biceps, the thick ass thighs, and that stern yet welcoming face. When he smiles at me it feels like the warmth of a thousand $5 fill ups. How do you make something that isn’t real so lovely. What I wouldn’t give to meet up with Anime Colonel Sanders.

Thank you KFC for this beautiful gift upon me and everything else in the world ❤️