That is utterly shameful. A respected member of the section such as yourself is expected to live up to the minimum requirements of the prestigious tuba section. By not memorizing the music before the predetermined deadline, you have disgraced the tuba section as a whole and have brought shame to our values and what we stand for. Your selfish deed will now cause our practice to be futile. The entire section is now suffering as a result of what you have done. Take this as a warning: the tuba section does not forgive, does not forget.