COME ON DOWN THIS SUNDAY TO THE EVENT OF THE DECADE. MONSTER BULL TWEAK BOMB ENERGY DRINKS PRESENTS – BRUTE FORCE! A PRIMAL SHOW OF MASCULINITY. ALL YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER TRUCKS WILL BE THERE! DEATH HEARSE. SKULL BANGER. SPARK THRUSTER. AND EVERYONE’S FAVORITE – FUUUUCK! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S THE NAME OF THE TRUCK. FIRST TEN THOUSAND FANS GET KICKED SQUARE IN THE DICK! YOUR 10 DOLLAR TICKET GET’S YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE. BY THE WAY, THE TRUCKS AREN’T THE ONLY THING GETTING SMASHED – YOU WILL TOO! WE’VE GOT ELECTRIC GUITAR JOUSTING, MOSH PIT OLYMPICS, AND A SHIT EATING COMPETITION. EAT THAT SHIT, BITCH! YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS OUR HEADLINE EVENT – AN ACTUAL DICK MEASURING COMPETITION. BUT DON’T WORRY – WE MEASURE FROM THE BALLS! IT STILL COUNTS!