Today i was taking a night walk by the beach🏖🌊🌊 when the peaceful sound of the waves slamming down on the shore made my slammer wake up 🥵🥵❗🗣 , i decided to just roll (or walk*?) with it for a while. Anyway since i was completely alone for the whole duration of this walk, i was surprised to see the figure of a tall and muscular man in the distance 💪💪👳‍♂️🇮🇲. When we finally got close enough to see each other i was able to recognize him, my childood hero and teenage desire, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER❗❗❗❗As you can imagine this only made my noodle even harder, without saying a word he unstrapped a wrestling table he had on his bare back and while maintaning eye contact with me ❤💖💞 he carefully placed it on the sand. I immediately knew what he meant, it was like soul to soul communication🗣🗣🗣👨‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧. I got in position and so did he, I knew he was going to dominate me, but that is what i wanted so i just played, he brought me down 😍😍🥵❗🥵to the end of my side and i was hanging on by a thread when suddenly i felt a strange new power… IT WAS MY HARD PENIS!❗❗When i realized this i started flexing every muscle in my body, including the pepino, and i fucking won you guys 😨😨😱😰😱. Immediately after losing Arnold dug 🥵🥵🥵😍🥵❗🌊a hole in the sand🏖 and completely submerged himself in the sand, never to be seen again. 😔😔😔
Ever since ive wanted to make a youtube channel explaining all my strategies👍👍👌🤙🤙, i think i would be quite succesful.