So, i went to bronycon last year, me and my mates were going to drop off a guy we agreed to carpool with, he needed help bringing is baggage of merch to his attic.

We gladly helped and once we arrived upstairs , it was a brony mess, dashie lewd posters hanging in the middle of the room(like a paper chandelier) fudging trash everwhere, it stank like ass and sweat.

There was mlp merch everywhere, his bed was a few blankets on the floor and the only furniture arround was a desk where his video games were and a wardrobe.

On his floor bed was a sexy rainbow dash human body pillow, and next to it a 3 foot tall dashie plush with a shirt on.

So he showed us around his trash hole, and i sat down on his blankets on the floor, he went and hugged his plush (this guy is like 20 or something )

I was genuinely impressed with the dashie plushie , i went and grabbed it…

Well …

TELL MY WHY TF THIS MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW DASH PLUSHIE HAD A HUGE BLACK FUCKING STAIN NEAR THE ASS HOLE ,

I FUCKING TOUCHED IT WITH MY FUCKING HAND,

I NOPED OUTA THERE, just told my friends i had to go and i would meet them in my car,

After that i threw up outside his porch,

Tl;dr i touched a cumm filled rainbow dash and i now have hand herpes and a rash.