Pewdiepie just got home back from his kkk rally when he suddenly saw markiplier stand in his kitchen making eggs. “Oh, hey Pewdiepie-kun” Mark said.
“M-Markie-San, what are you doing here?”
“I’m just making eggs; my stove broke” Mark replied, blushing.
“Oh ok Markie-kun, but why are you naked?”
He looks down “Oh, I always cook naked with my enormous 13 inch penis out”. Markiplier then proceeds to place his 14 inch shlong on the stove. Mark then screams bloody murder as his dong burns on the stove.
“MARKIE-SEMPAI, THERE’S BLOOD EVER WHERE!!!!!!!”
“PEWDS, I BURNT MY F***ING PENIS!!!”
“AAAAAHHHHH” Pewdiepie faints.
“PEWDS, THE ONLY WAY I CAN STOP THE FIRE IS IF YOU PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR MOUTH!”
Pewdiepie wakes up from hearing marks luchus voice. He then deep throats mark. “Ooh ooh, sex penis” Mark says, as the burning stops. “Wait, SEX!!?????” says pewds. “Yes, Pewds” Mark thrusts his dong out of Pewdiepie’s mouth and holds him down.
Pewdiepie grabs a knife from the kitchen. “stay back”, says pewds. “mother told me to stay away from the sex”. Mark pushes Pewdiepie down, holding his wrists “Oh really, Pewdiepie-kuuuuuun~” “N-no, I’m actually starting to like this…” says pewdiepie. Mark embraces Pewdiepie and their lips meet. Then pewdiepies mom walks in, droppinf her groceries
“Oh, Markiplier-san, I didn’t know you were so hung OwO”
“Come and join the party” says markiplier. “I-I shouldn’t”, she says as she immediately joins in. then markipliers mom walks in, dropping her groceries.
“Oh, we having an orgy?”
“yes mrs.Markiplier, come and join us” says pewdiepies mom. Jacksepticeye walks in, “Mark, wot ar ye dooin buff naket on the flor” “oh god oh frick. Everybody RUN!!!” says markiplier as he runs from jackspedicey. Pewds stands up, “Mark, run” mark runs out the room with pewdiepie.
Jack bursts through the wall without taking a scratch, “You cheatin on me, Pewds?”
“Jack, i can explain.”
“I can handle him”, says Pewdiepie as he urges Markiplier to go on without him. pewdipes takles jacklpeye to the ground.
“Getcher grubby hands off me, ya racis twink!”
Pewdiepie bites jackseptictank’s ear off. “WRYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!”, screams Jack. “That’s a sexy sound” says mark as he pounches jack. Jack quickly jumps away, “Rrg, I can see itsa mistake ta fight ya” jack then calls the police.
Jack then closes his eyes and holds out his hand, “I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.” markuplier shouts “SPOILERS!!!!!” Pewds starts strangling Jack to avoid Unlimited Blade Works spoilers as the cops arrive, guns drawn. Pewds deflects the bullets and punches a hole through one of the cops’ chests. the cops call for full military backup.
Mark looks out the window and finds thousands of tanks, helicopters, and infantrymen on the horizon. “stop having an orgy”, yells the president of the united states of america. “NO!”, yells Pewdiepie as he confidently steps out of his house. Barack Obama Care readies his fully automatic Shotgun “take one more step and your ass is mine” “I think you got that the other way around, Mr. President” says Pewds as he teleports behind the president.
“tsk.sigh.ugh. you’ve got me” obama puts his hands in the airx ready to be arrested by pewdiepie,. “Oh, that’s not what I meant, Obama-kun”, says Pewdiepie dropping his pants. “while i do not swing that way, pewdiepie, I’ll do it this once, just for you.” They then proceed to have gay sex. Mark runs towards Obama, tears in his eyes as he is betrayed by Pewdiepie. “mark! it’s not what it looks like!” says pewds.
The soldiers point their guns at Mark, saying “Stop! If you come any closer, we will open fire!” mark doesn’t listen, he is so enraged he cannot think if anytging but the sounds of obama and pewds making love. “Open fire!”, the commander yells as the soldiers fill Mark with bullets. before mark dies he let’s out a moan so loud everyone one earth hears it. “Mark!”, Pewds yells as he continues to have sex with Obama.
pewdiepie realizes what had happend and punches Obama off him. Pewds rushes to Mark, decimating any soldiers that stand in his way. obama, in his rage, run towards pewds at the speed of sound. Pewds senses Obama coming and kicks him away, narrowly escaping death. obama is even more angry and enters super sonic mode; he lunges towarda pewds
Pewds avoids Obama’s attack and pulls out his katana. “oh shit” obama proclaimes.”lets get the fuck outta here”. he runs away. “あなたはあなたの端を封印しました” says Pewds as he rushes towards Obama like a flaming ball. obama dies. Pewds approaches Mark’s lifeless corpse, “Markie-chan…”
saddend by his death, pewdiepie stabs himself and dies. Jacksepticeye walks over to them “He di’int lough, but he still laust” jack then t-bags mark and pewds body. He cums. He cums too much and dies.
The entire army looks on and mourns until one soldier says “Anyone up for an orgy?” they all have an orgy the endPewdiepie just got home back from his kkk rally when he suddenly saw markiplier stand in his kitchen making eggs. “Oh, hey Pewdiepie-kun” Mark said.
“M-Markie-San, what are you doing here?”
“I’m just making eggs; my stove broke” Mark replied, blushing.
“Oh ok Markie-kun, but why are you naked?”
He looks down “Oh, I always cook naked with my enormous 13 inch penis out”. Markiplier then proceeds to place his 14 inch shlong on the stove. Mark then screams bloody murder as his dong burns on the stove.
“MARKIE-SEMPAI, THERE’S BLOOD EVER WHERE!!!!!!!”
“PEWDS, I BURNT MY F***ING PENIS!!!”
“AAAAAHHHHH” Pewdiepie faints.
“PEWDS, THE ONLY WAY I CAN STOP THE FIRE IS IF YOU PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR MOUTH!”
Pewdiepie wakes up from hearing marks luchus voice. He then deep throats mark. “Ooh ooh, sex penis” Mark says, as the burning stops. “Wait, SEX!!?????” says pewds. “Yes, Pewds” Mark thrusts his dong out of Pewdiepie’s mouth and holds him down.
Pewdiepie grabs a knife from the kitchen. “stay back”, says pewds. “mother told me to stay away from the sex”. Mark pushes Pewdiepie down, holding his wrists “Oh really, Pewdiepie-kuuuuuun~” “N-no, I’m actually starting to like this…” says pewdiepie. Mark embraces Pewdiepie and their lips meet. Then pewdiepies mom walks in, droppinf her groceries
“Oh, Markiplier-san, I didn’t know you were so hung OwO”
“Come and join the party” says markiplier. “I-I shouldn’t”, she says as she immediately joins in. then markipliers mom walks in, dropping her groceries.
“Oh, we having an orgy?”
“yes mrs.Markiplier, come and join us” says pewdiepies mom. Jacksepticeye walks in, “Mark, wot ar ye dooin buff naket on the flor” “oh god oh frick. Everybody RUN!!!” says markiplier as he runs from jackspedicey. Pewds stands up, “Mark, run” mark runs out the room with pewdiepie.
Jack bursts through the wall without taking a scratch, “You cheatin on me, Pewds?”
“Jack, i can explain.”
“I can handle him”, says Pewdiepie as he urges Markiplier to go on without him. pewdipes takles jacklpeye to the ground.
“Getcher grubby hands off me, ya racis twink!”
Pewdiepie bites jackseptictank’s ear off. “WRYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!”, screams Jack. “That’s a sexy sound” says mark as he pounches jack. Jack quickly jumps away, “Rrg, I can see itsa mistake ta fight ya” jack then calls the police.
Jack then closes his eyes and holds out his hand, “I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.” markuplier shouts “SPOILERS!!!!!” Pewds starts strangling Jack to avoid Unlimited Blade Works spoilers as the cops arrive, guns drawn. Pewds deflects the bullets and punches a hole through one of the cops’ chests. the cops call for full military backup.
Mark looks out the window and finds thousands of tanks, helicopters, and infantrymen on the horizon. “stop having an orgy”, yells the president of the united states of america. “NO!”, yells Pewdiepie as he confidently steps out of his house. Barack Obama Care readies his fully automatic Shotgun “take one more step and your ass is mine” “I think you got that the other way around, Mr. President” says Pewds as he teleports behind the president.
“tsk.sigh.ugh. you’ve got me” obama puts his hands in the airx ready to be arrested by pewdiepie,. “Oh, that’s not what I meant, Obama-kun”, says Pewdiepie dropping his pants. “while i do not swing that way, pewdiepie, I’ll do it this once, just for you.” They then proceed to have gay sex. Mark runs towards Obama, tears in his eyes as he is betrayed by Pewdiepie. “mark! it’s not what it looks like!” says pewds.
The soldiers point their guns at Mark, saying “Stop! If you come any closer, we will open fire!” mark doesn’t listen, he is so enraged he cannot think if anytging but the sounds of obama and pewds making love. “Open fire!”, the commander yells as the soldiers fill Mark with bullets. before mark dies he let’s out a moan so loud everyone one earth hears it. “Mark!”, Pewds yells as he continues to have sex with Obama.
pewdiepie realizes what had happend and punches Obama off him. Pewds rushes to Mark, decimating any soldiers that stand in his way. obama, in his rage, run towards pewds at the speed of sound. Pewds senses Obama coming and kicks him away, narrowly escaping death. obama is even more angry and enters super sonic mode; he lunges towarda pewds
Pewds avoids Obama’s attack and pulls out his katana. “oh shit” obama proclaimes.”lets get the fuck outta here”. he runs away. “あなたはあなたの端を封印しました” says Pewds as he rushes towards Obama like a flaming ball. obama dies. Pewds approaches Mark’s lifeless corpse, “Markie-chan…”
saddend by his death, pewdiepie stabs himself and dies. Jacksepticeye walks over to them “He di’int lough, but he still laust” jack then t-bags mark and pewds body. He cums. He cums too much and dies.
The entire army looks on and mourns until one soldier says “Anyone up for an orgy?” they all have an orgy the end