I really love Reddit sometimes, because as Canadians, we forget that you guys don’t have to do this. And keep in mind, there is probably some good layers of black ice under there, so at some point, you’re going to duff it straight on your back. And you’ll just lay there for a second because now your’e covered in snow and it’s kinda nice as the wind isn’t biting as much, and the cold eases the rump for a few minutes. But then your ass starts to numb completely, so you achingly get back on your feet, and keep going. Just before getting to the truck, your foot will slide out from under you, and you will slide your shin right on the rail guard. Finally you get your wifes phone, and you’re nursing your shin and completely forgot about the black ice, so boom you slip again, but this time the banged up shin gives away and you end up smacking your head. Now you’re laying there thinking “Nope, I’m staying here. It’s nice in the snow. Maybe if I stay here, they’ll dig me up in 5000 years”. But then the cold goes from nice to “I better get up or I’m going to lose some fingers”. And by the time you’re back at the door, your wife is yelling “What the hell took you so long?”