Jamie, dear Jamie. I’m a very dramatic individual, and i love making dramas, because usually i get out of them pretty easily, because when i open a drama, i open my own territory, where all my facts has been already structured. But last time, when some thing like this happened, it didn’t end too well. Now maybe you’re asking yourself “What in the world, does this guy wants from me?” Well, long-short-story, few weeks ago I’ve been banned from the so named server “Venting Cafe”, and after i got banned i started composing my own strategy for my comeback and surprise everyone. Some people might be disgusted, some might get confused, but i don’t worry about what they think, i worry about the plan A) and the plan A) is how am i gonna return? Well i started messaging Sweater about the whole action, but she just ignored my messages like, nothing happened, so i accepted her ignorance, and go forward, now i have the most important factor of the equation, and that is, i know the mod that banned me, and that’s the most important thing, it was Sparrowling. Now i must prepare myself to get into a conversation with her and explain her what actually happened what, like y’know when you get drunk and you’re still texting some friends, and your friends have no idea that you’re drunk so they start criticising you for the words you use, and in what context you use, well that’s the same thing i did, but it wasn’t a group of friends and i wasn’t drunk, i was in one of my depressing episodes and i clearly remember that i was so depressed that i didn’t even get out of my bed to get the pills i should’ve took to stabilize my mood a ‘lil’ better. So my mind was racing with lumpish suicidal thoughts, and because i want to socialize with people so badly, and the subject just drop off on the table, i started expressing my ideology on suicide. And people thought i was talking about Kayla, and that she should kill herself, but no, i was actually talking about me, but my subconscious said “Stay calm Paul, i’m just going to replace the pronounce he/him with she/her, myself with yourself and everything should be fine”, but in the state i was i couldn’t think any clearly, so i took his advice, and boom! The banhammer has met a new victim. Now would you like to help me construct a better statement that might help me to convince Sparrowling. to unban me?