I’m religious, and I find Bruce Almighty sacrilegious but, goddamn. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the combination of Morgan Freeman being in such a godly position and Jim Carrey starting out as a weak mortal submissive boy toy, but every time I watch it milk leaks from my male nipples as I grow hornier and hornier.

It started out small, like I’d watch it on the weekends and maybe get a slight erection, then I’d start masturbating while watching it. After a month of doing this I began masturbating while watching it daily, climaxing when Jim Carrey becomes god. I then used my lactating nipples to add to the experience.
I would cut of circulation to my nipples with rubber bands, both attached to a string. This would stop me from lactating so that when I reached sexual climax I would pull the string, letting the milk flow from my Christian male nipples while I came. I now do this twice a day and cum and lactate into the DVD case. After merely a week life forms started to grow in the case, mold, bacteria, roaches, etc. I then regularly let the roaches crawl in my urethra and they would leave my penis/fleshy gun barrel so fast they would splat against the tv screen.
On Fridays nights I gave myself a little treat since working at a Daycare is hard work. I would use they squashed cock roaches and semen and milk and drink it . Not only did this provide me with sexual excitement, but the protein shake made me extremely muscular while also adding to the length of my penis. It also provides me with stamina, letting me wank throughout the entire movie.

My daughter is starting to really hate movie night