So there’s this chick in my class I like; unfortunately I’m quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes dumb jocks. So anyway one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her ‘big and tough’ boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. “The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?” Instantly the gang-bander drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you will face your worst nightmare