I’m not anti-nature, just extremely pro-human. We should conserve and care for our planet enough that our children can enjoy it – like a National Park – but there’s no other particular reason. Nature has no moral laws, and the chunk of rock we call Mother Earth doesn’t give a fuck about us. We evolved to breathe her poisonous fumes and hunt her savage animals, and now we should exploit what resources we can, and then plant our bastard children on new worlds to ensure that our legacy lasts for another million years, allowing us to uncover the mysteries of existence itself and become gods.

Dolphins are nice, but they can’t do that shit.