So my friend has recently shown me a meme of a ‘gamer bed’ made in japan, “so you never have to rejoin society again!”. Of course, it had an iFunny logo plastered at the bottom of its stupid fucking waste of electricity. I was already having a bad day, but now my blood was boiling. Here is a link to [said gamer bed meme.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755089748845920318/801804942821556314/0111aa2f4a15b2155fb5aec739ccb4d540e0de7aa5b74a719e007285d82bb506_1.png) Yes, it is on discord. No, I am not looking for the fucking original.

This thing. This fucking thing. FUCK this thing. fuck its stupid fucking degenerate gamer wearing his stupid mask and fuck its stupid FUCKING BEANBAG THING. WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THAT? ITS GIGANTIC, AND IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT. look at the fucking keyboard placement. Why would you put a keyboard there? It doesn’t even swivel around so its not like you can play pc games on it. Who the fuck is going to be just playing games with a controller on this thing? and who the fuck needs 2 screens when you’re just playing console games on it anyways? nobody, that’s fucking who. and not to mention, look at how fucking bad the stand for it is. if you shift your 400 pound slim good boy figure slightly forward on this thing those monitors are gone. and the FOOD. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT MUCH LUKEWARM MONSTER ENERGY?? The only thing that is slightly redeemable is the fact that there is a food cart that your bitch mommy can load up with tendies for when you’re looking at MLP porn. Why the fuck is there an alarm clock on the back? what fucking gamer is going to use an analogue clock. fuck that. There’s even a water bottle under there, pathetic. If you try to actually fucking sleep in this thing and are more than 5′ 3” long your legs are going to bump onto that stupid monitor stand and fuck everything up. stupid design. I hope they put me in one of these fuckers when i go to the hospital for being so butthurt. Maybe the fact that I will gain 300 pounds sitting in this thing could give me a fucking heart attack. jesus. fuck this thing