**Bloodninja**: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
**Bloodninja**: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
**Bloodninja**: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
**Bloodninja**: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
**Bloodninja**: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
**Bloodninja**: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
**Bloodninja**: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
**Bloodninja**: Don’t f\*\*k with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
**Bloodninja**: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece.
**Bloodninja**: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
**Bloodninja**: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
**Bloodninja**: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
**Bloodninja**: Baby?