Haha this was so funny omg i almost spit out my venti caramel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk, exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pumps of caramel drizzle, 3 espresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, one pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, 3.6 banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a small pinch of matcha powder.