So, let’s start off simple. I (24M) have always been into regular women. I have a wife (23F) who I love very much. However, recently, I’ve been experiencing a weird kink. It started when I played Plants Vs. Zombies for the first time. That peashooter looked so submissive and breedable, and its mouth was perfect for sucking. I could just imagine getting a blowjob from it as I said “treat me like a nice zombie” and “I’ll shoot some pee into your mouth”. That’s when I noticed a large tree outside that had been there for years. Feeling a sudden urge, I went outside. I unzipped my designer jeans and slid my 7 inch cockinator into a hole in the tree. I began to thrust back and forth, the luscious leaves of the tree hypnotizing me. I was fully naked now. My wife brought cookies out but screamed. She covered our children’s (10M and 8F) eyes, before hurrying inside. I came with a loud moan, and started hugging and rubbing the trees. The next day I joined team trees before fucking every tree in my area. My seed plus the trees produced odd freaky trees with human-like skin, as well as eyes, mouths, etc.. These trees took over the country. They grew out of peoples’ eyes, penises, and vaginas, as well as anuses. Now everyone in my country is dead except me, including my wife and kids. AITA for doing this?