Omg, you don’t have an Instagram? You don’t have Netflix? What about HBO? You don’t have HBO? Apple music? Spotify? You listen to CD’S?!?! You don’t have an Amazon prime account? What if you need something, how do you get anything? Can we order in tonight? You don’t even HAVE the door dash app? Well, download it! Look, I’m hungry now, let’s just get chick FIL a. You don’t have the app?

You don’t have a kindle? You don’t have a playstation? What about pc games? You don’t play any? You don’t have airpods? You don’t have a kurig? You don’t have a britta water filter? Do you just drink water right out of the tap haha? Ew, you drink water out of the bathroom sink? Are you using a t-shirt as a kitchen towel? How long have you been shaving with the same razor blades? How many times have you reused this towel? You use the plain contact lenses saline, you don’t use the hydrogen peroxide? I think you’re using the rub-kind, not the no-rub kind, did you remember to rub them? You didn’t?