My father was…a drinker and a masochist
One day he comes in more submissive than usual
Mom takes her special stilettos to confront him
He really likes that
Quite.a.bit
She kicks him in the nuts, him groaning as she does so
He gets up and comes to me now wearing the stilettos
He places a foot on my chest
“Why so vanilla?” He asks as I’m pushed down
“Let’s put a kink in that face”
Aaaaand…”why so vanilla?”