My father was…a drinker and a masochist

One day he comes in more submissive than usual

Mom takes her special stilettos to confront him

He really likes that

Quite.a.bit

She kicks him in the nuts, him groaning as she does so

He gets up and comes to me now wearing the stilettos

He places a foot on my chest

“Why so vanilla?” He asks as I’m pushed down

“Let’s put a kink in that face”

Aaaaand…”why so vanilla?”